seligorscastle the home of diddily dee dots sleepy childrens bedtime stories Riddle meRee
Among the 'must reads' of the day, Dennis
was naughty but held his wits about him. When Mr Wilson exclaimed: 'Get
out of my hair', Dennis coolly responded: 'But Mr Wilson, you don't
have any!' The 'menace' is now 50-plus! (Well, the comic strip
celebrated 50 years of publication on 12 March 2001.) Dennis never grew
up in the strip, and remains America's 'Ambassador of Mischief.
Try and think out the answer before using 'MOUSE OVER! DENNIS THE MENANCE QUIZ
PASS YOUR MOUSE OVER THE QUESTION MARKS
(???) FOR THE ANSWER TO EACH QUESTION! ANSWER
WINDOW WILL OPEN. JUST CLICK OK TO MAKE THE ANSWER GO AWAY AND GO ON TO THE NEXT
QUESTION!
1. What is Dennis's surname in the comic strip? ???
To get to the other side! (submitted by Ambar Schapsis)
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
To get to the other slide! (submitted by Laulena)
Why did the starfish cross the road?
To get to the other tide! (submitted by Patrick M.)
To get to the other tide.
Why did the fox cross the road?
To get the chicken.
To get the chicken! (submitted by Ambar Schapsis)
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot
It was on the chicken's foot! (submitted by Amanda Rose Hallan)
Why did the deer cross the road?
It was the chickens day off.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road twice?
The chicken hadn't evolved yet
The chicken had not evolved yet! (submitted by Chase Szafnicki)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it was not a chicken.
To prove it was not a chicken! (submitted by Lorraine)
Why did the weasel cross the road twice?
He was a lousy double crosser.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell petrol station
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the Mooooovies
To go to the moooovie! (submitted by Quinton C.)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It had no guts. ha ha
It is a good idea to pause the questions if they move to fast for you the first time around
Riddle me Ree, We have guests for tea. Tell me the answers then go and see once more, if you missed them the fist time.
It was the chicken's day off! (submitted by Glitter)
He was a double crosser! (submitted by Patrick M.)
I'm leavingyou, Gilbert.
You can keep the bowl,but I'm taking the water
and all the coloured stones
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MUMMY GAVE ME TEN PENCE
If Mummy gave me ten-pence, and I bought some sweets with three. Then lost a two pence down the drain. How much is left for me
= 10p Your video is about five slots down, Enjoy.
Harry Potter Take the test and see how much you know about the book, Harry Potter
1. What did Harry say to Ron in the fourth movie right after Ron received his "dress robes"?
A. "Is there a bonnet? Ah HA! Here it is!"
B. Ignored the look on Ron's face and went back to his breakfast.
C. "Those things look like my Aunt Marge picked them out!"
D. "Maybe those were meant for Ginny?"
E. Laughed hysterically and could not say anything coherent.
2. What is the only type of food Harry wouldn't eat in the first book, at the Beginning Feast?
A. Hamburger
B. Fudge
C. Peppermint Humbugs
D. Steak E. Haggis
3. What is Sirius Black's brother's name?
A. Romulus
B. Regulus
C. Reggie
D. Rolaris E. Reginald
4. What are the only three House-Elves Harry has ever met?
A. Winky, Dobby, and Kreacher
B. Molly, Hermione, and Arthur
C. What are House-elves?
D. I really don't know.
E. Mundungus, Krie, and Wolfsbane
5. What is the name of the most powerful love potion in the world?
A. I don't care.
B. I don't know, but I'm gonna find out!
C. Polyjuice Potion D. Wolfsbane E. Amortentia
6. What can Harry smell when faced with the most powerful love potion in the world?
A. What kind of stupid question is that!
B. Ginny's perfume, paper, and Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans C. Freshly mowed grass, parchment, and too embarrassed to say what else D. That's it... I'm going on to another quiz. E. Broomstick handle, a flowery smell, and treacle tart.
7. OK, I'll give you all an easy one: Who can tell me the name of the magazine Harry gave an exclusive interview to?
A. This quiz is stupid!
B. Don't know
C. Witch Weekly
D. The Quibbler
E. The Daily Prophet
8. In which book did Harry find out that he has a godfather?
A. The third one.
B. I don't know.
C. This is a really hard question!
D. The first one.
E. The second one?
9. Who is Grawp?
A. Hermione's cat
B. a made up figment of my imagination
C. Harry's worst nightmare D. Hagrid's 1/2 brother E. The title of some obscure book
10. Who is Harry currently dating?
A. Luna Lovegood
B. I don't know
C. No one
D. Ginny
E. Cho Chang
Answers at the bottom of the page
0-4 You're not a Harry Potter fan.
5-9 You love Harry Potter very much.
10 You're an utmost Harry Potter fan!
CHICKEN LICKEN
Molly was coming to dinner with Michael, David and Dee There was Mummy and Daddy, the twins and I. We were having an egg for our tea. To the hen house we went to collect them, please, come along with me?
Look Clara had laid me four brown eggs, and Chuckie had laid me three. Bertha had given me two times two, yet Betty has none for our tea. Sarah and Susie have one egg each, Augusta laid two eggs more Then "whoops" as I left the hen house I dropped half a doz on the floor. "Oh dear" I cried with great anguish. "What am I going to do?" Would there be enough left for our tea now? Count quick and then let me know?"
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ORANGES AND LEMONS
Oranges and Lemons, Peaches and Pears. Horses and apples, Onions make tears
Brocalli and Cauliflower, Broad Beans and Peas. Salt, Pepper, Mustard, Mint Sauce and Cheese.
Olives Oil and Ice Cream, Apple Juice and Ham Wrapped in a Lettuce Leaf, All covered with Jam.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHICH IS THE ODD ONE OUT? Answers at bottom of page
Dorothy Milnes Sinclair.copyright 2007
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it's in the middle of waTer Q. There was a wasp and a hornet sitting on a tea cup, which one lost his temper? A. The one that flew off the handle.
Q. Waiter, waiter there's a spider in my soup! A. I know Sir, it's the fly's day off.
Q. Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
A. The Outside.
Q. What do snakes do after they have a fight? A. They Hiss and make up
More Riddles
Who said: Q. "Duh suddle cub up to borrow"? A. Little Orphan Annie with a cold
Q. Forewards it's heavy, backwards it's not. WHAT IS IT? A. A TON
WHAT AM I?
The Begining of eternity Q. What am I? The end of space The begining of every end A. The Letter "E" The end of every place
What is it?
The more you feed it The more it grows high But if you give it water It shall quickly Die?
A. A FIRE
Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. Between you and me something smells
A LITTLE COUNTING RIDDLE
Queen Pepper of Peppercorn Green has two. Prudence, Barnaby Nettle's horse has four. Hope, Honesty and Honey the Sorrell triplets have six between them. But Henrietta who is always knitting Under the Moon has eight. The five chickens pecking in the snow in Journey into Christmas have ten all together.
Three of Diddily's Cats have twelve, five black, three white and four black and white. There are seven frogs in my pond that makes a grand total of fourteen. But the snake Smithy, that goes there when it's hot, poor thing, he has none. Henrietta had her sister Frederica come over to help wind her wool, they had sixteen to stand on.
Three Ants decided to take a walk to Pontybodkyn, they had six each making eighteen altogether. And that just left Dexter and Duncan, King Pepper, Fiona and Casper, Plus Princess Cornflower, her horse and Ann her best friend. That makes twenty I think, but of what, are the questions you ask?
Can't you see, I've done all the counting,
But what is it that I count???
Answer at the bottom of page . I have no idea where I found these little creatures but they are beautiful. Thankyou very much. If you can send me an email I will put your name on the page. Diddily
Another Counting Rhyme
Beeny and Tweeny, Macmillan and Mo, Went out fishing with Jillian and Jo. Beeny caught three fish, Jill she caught two, Mac caught a lobster, a crab and the flu. Tweeny had a net and so did little Jo. The rest had a pail and a spare one for Mo. They all caught a tiddler, one eel and had fun.
But how many fishy things were caught in the sun? dorothy milnes sinclair 2007
Riddling Rhymes
Trifle, custard, or Gooseberry Pie
Sounds like a place that's hot and dry!
It crosses a river, or valley wide
And carries a train to the other side.
A Cat that feeds upon fresh meat, Spotted all over and very, very fleet.
It paints a picture and cleans your nail, and it's also the name of a fox's tail.
A person who sells pansies and posies Bouquets and wreaths, violets and roses
What is the biggest moth of all? A MAMMOTH
1. "What is black and white and red! all over? " 1. A newspaper.
2. "What lies shaking at the bottom of the Sea? " 2. A nervous wreck
Knock, knock, Knock, knock, Knock knock Whose there? Whose there? Whose there? Sadie. Norma Lee Oscar Sadie who? Norma Lee who? Oscar who?
Sadie magic word and I'll tell you Normal Lee I'd telephone. Os car silly question, You get a silly answer.
Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock. Who's there? Who's there? Isabel. Amos! Isabel who? Amos who? Is a bell on a bike A Mos quito bit me
What's black, brown and hairy and goes up and down? A Tarantula in a lift
What do you call a cat that tells jokes? A Witty Kitty What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A Funny Bunny What do you call a muddy sparrow? A Dirty Birdy
Wonderful
1. Quao Qian Jin. Cai Quan (Guessing Game) 2. Chinese New Year 3 3. Culture Cubs 4. Childrens New Year 6 5. Little girl singing for her sister 6. Quai Bao, Bao 7. Chinese New Year 2 8. Paper airplane Mirage 9. The four Golden Princesses 10. The four Golden Princesses 11. Little Pig 12. The four Golden Princesses 13. The four Golden Princesses 14. Japanese Doll 15. The four Golden Princesses
The Four Golden Princesses started singing together when they were very young and carried on for quite a long time. They have disbaded now and gone their seperate ways I believe.
Your tube link to origami,kids there are plenty more there for the kids to see. WONDERFUL XX
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Lunatic Limericks
There was a young man from New York, Who took out his dog for a walk, They came to the park, There they stopped for a lark, And now they are living in Cork
There once was a tiger called Pickles, Who's stripes were all wantonly squiggled,
They were wavy like this ~~~~~~~~
And wiggely like that )( )( )(,
So much so, that he was quite skittled.
There once were a couple of of llamas,
Who swaggered in silken pyjamas:
But in coldest weathers
They wished they wore feathers, Like the birdies who live in Bahamas.
There was an old lady called Diddily, Who wrote stories and tales, all squiggily, Till one day she went square And how people did stare, For all was just Higgily Piggily.
There was a young girl from New Zealand Who travelled to some place called Ealing, Where it said on the door, "Please don't spit on the floor," So she looked up and spat on the ceiling.
There was a little girl called Molly,
Had two friends, a bear, and a golly. She went to the park, Saw a squirrel and lark,
And a parrot who called himsef Polly
The Travelling Alphabet
Arwyn went to Amlwch to fetch some fish for mam. Angharad went to Abersoch to see her Uncle Sam. Bryn he went to Bala, took a boat out on the lake. Byddig biked to Bangor she bought herself a cake. Cledwyn came from Corwen, He had a funny knee. But Ceridwen went to Corwen, she had a cousin there you see. Charles he left for Cardiff were the Strady Park was brimming. Chrissy she went with him and for once their side was winning. Dafydd stayed in Ddol Conwy, a lonely place but fine. Dilys died in Dowlais, she worked down Crawshaw's mine. Eifion came from Ebbw Vale, were the good steel's from they say. Eirlys stayed in Eglwys Wen where they all kneel down and pray. Frankie flew from Florida, on holiday I guess. Ffion was a Flintshire girl, she wore a pretty dress. Geraint toured Glamorgan, "I'm in their team" said he Gwenllian sang a sad old song of Gwendraeth's sad valley. Huw left for Hiraehog, the sheep dog trials to see Heulwen went there with him, but she came to visit me. Idris took his ferrets to Isycoed and won the show. Iris took her pet pigs and won a rosette for her sow. Jack he went to Johnston, on his way to Pembroke Dock Joanna knew he was coming and put on her new frock. Kenneth stood in Knighton, not far from Offa's Dyke Kayleigh came down from Kinnerton, she has a friend called Mike. Leighton Rees, threw darts well in Llanrisant I do believe. Lowri wanted to watch him but ended up in Cefn -y-Bydd. Morris crossed the Menai Bridge, to watch the trains go by Megan read the Mabinogion the stories made her cry. Nicholas lived in Cardiff where he went to Ninian Park Nerys goes there with him, but to her it's all a lark. Osian lived in Oswestry yet with friends he climbed the Orme Olwen Helps her father, in spring when lambs are born. Patrick came from Ireland, settled in Penmaenmawr. Pam went to Philidelphia, he left from Aberdour. Quentin visited Queensferry, went ore the Dee and Bridge. Queenie left for Queensland she saw the Barrier Reef. Rees visited Wales on holiday, he went to Rhos and Rhyl, Rhian ate to much rhubarb and had to take a pill. Selwyn ran the Barber's shop, in Sarn, down Powys way. Sioned taught the Swansea children, how to work and play. Trevor Tai-bach Clwyd had a farm with his brother Tal. Tal he married Trefina and they moved to Holywell. Thora wrote her sweetheart, she was bound for Thornbury Town Thomas went to meet her, she wore an evening gown Uriah lived in Uwchmynydd not far from Bardsey Isle. Una took her sister there, they walked a country mile. Vincent worked on Valley, mending aircraft on the ground. Virginia fro Lake Vyrnwy had a little Bassett hound. William, he's from Wales like, he's dark and young and bold Wendy she's his sweetheart, she lives this side of Mold. Ystradowen is in Dyfed, Ysceifiog's further north and east Come join us all in Clwyd were we'll share a Xmas feast
We've been up and down like Zion, from Ynys Mon to Cardiff Bay. Did you enjoy the journey? Why not come another day.
Can you tell me two things? 1. How many people were in the poem? 2. And how many places were mentioned?
The answers to this puzzle is at the end of the page.
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you've enjoyed this puzzle please leave feedback in my Guestbook. It
really does make you feel wonderful inside to know that someone is
enjoying what you are doing. Thank you. Diddily Dee Dot xxxx's and hug's
Word Finding.
Hidden in this story are eight things that you would usually find in the sky. Can you tell me what they are?
On Friday when Johnny came in from school he asked his Mum to help him with his homework. The teacher had a
Cross Road Jokes:
1. What did Harry say to Ron in the fourth movie right after Ron received his "dress robes"? 
2. What is the only type of food Harry wouldn't eat in the first book, at the Beginning Feast? 
3. What is Sirius Black's brother's name? 
4. What are the only three House-Elves Harry has ever met? 
5. What is the name of the most powerful love potion in the world?
6. What can Harry smell when faced with the most powerful love potion in the world? 
7. OK, I'll give you all an easy one: Who can tell me the name of the magazine Harry gave an exclusive interview to? 
8. In which book did Harry find out that he has a godfather? 
9. Who is Grawp? 
10. Who is Harry currently dating?
Molly was coming to dinner with Michael, David and Dee
Then "whoops" as I left the hen house 
Oranges and Lemons,
Wrapped in a Lettuce Leaf,
Q. Waiter, waiter there's a spider in my soup!
Q. What did one eye say to the other? 
Went out fishing with Jillian and Jo.
Trifle, custard, or Gooseberry Pie
It paints a picture and cleans your nail, 
Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock.
There was a young man from New York,
There they stopped for a lark,
There was a young girl from New Zealand
