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   A Willowdown/Seligor Experience
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Here are some very different tales and rhymes.

These stories are very funny, though I don't think they are ideal for the very young. Actually my grand daughter of 9 and her brother of 10, think they are brilliant, but I suggest you check them out before reading them to the youngster.
A bit wicked, but such good fun.

Beware the Smogmonster's don't get you!

The  Cat Came Back (1)

Well, old Mr. Johnson had troubles all his own,
He had an old yeller cat that wouldn't leave home,
Tried everything he knew to get the cat to stay away,
Even took him up to Canada and told him for to stay,


Chorus:

But the cat came back, the very next day,
The kitty came back, 'cause he wouldn't stay away,

Well, the farmer on the corner said he'd shoot him on sight,
So he loaded up his gun full of rocks and dynamite,
The gun went off, heard ALL over town,
Little pieces of the man was all that they found,

Chorus


Well, they give a boy a dollar, to set the cat afloat,
So he took him up the river, in a sack in a boat,
Well, the fishing it was fine, 'till the news got around,
That the boat was missing and the boy was drowned,

Chorus

Well, they give him to a man, going up in a balloon,
And they told him for to leave him with the Man in the Moon,
The balloon got busted, back to Earth it sped,
And seven miles away they picked the man up dead,

Chorus
 
Well, they finally found a way, this cat for to fix,
And they put him in an orange crate on Route 66,
Come a ten ton truck with a twenty ton load,

Scattered pieces of the orange crate all down the road,

Chorus

Well, they took him to Cape Canaveral, and they put him in a place,
Shot him in a U.S. rocket going 'way out in space,
Well, they finally thought the cat was out of human reach,
Next day they got a call from Miami Beach,

Chorus

goblin market 2
Goblin MarketHello welcome to A Children's Treasury.

Goblin Market 4


Goblin Market 3

Goblin Market

by Christina Rosetti


Please read this poem as a complete line from
 Left to Right,

 

MORNING and evening    >          >             >            Maids heard the goblins cry:
"Come buy our orchard fruits,                                    Come buy, come buy:
Apples and quinces,                                                       Lemons and oranges,
Plump unpeck'd cherries-                                             Melons and raspberries,
Bloom-down-cheek'd peaches,                                    Swart-headed mulberries,
Wild free-born cranberries,                                         Crab-apples, dewberries,
Pine-apples, blackberries,                                            Apricots, strawberries--
All ripe together                                                              In summer weather -
Morns that pass by, Fair eves that fly;                      Come buy, come buy:


Our grapes fresh from the vine,  -     -    -                   Pomegranates full and fine,
Dates and sharp bullaces,                                              Rare pears and greengages,
Damsons and bilberries,                                                Taste them and try:
Currants and gooseberries,                                           Bright-fire-like barberries,
Figs to fill your mouth,                                                   Citrons from the South,
Sweet to tongue and sound to eye;                              Come buy, come buy."
Evening by evening                                                          Among the brookside rushes,
Crouching close together                                               In the cooling weather,
With clasping arms                                                         And cautioning lips,
With tingling cheeks              . . . . . .. .                          And finger tips.
"Lie close," Laura said,                                                   Picking up her golden head:
"We must not look at goblin men,                               We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon what soil they fed                           Their hungry thirsty roots?"
"Come buy," call the goblins                                         Hobbling down the glen.
Laura bow'd her head to hear,                                     Lizzie veiled her blushes:
"Oh," cried Lizzie, "Laura, Laura,                               You should not peep at goblin men."
Lizzie cover'd up her eyes,                                             Cover'd close lest they should look;
Laura rear'd her glossy head,                                       And whisper'd like the restless  brook:
"L
ook, Lizzie, look, Lizzie,                                             Down the glen tramp little men.
                                          
One hauls a basket,                 . . . . . . . . . . . .              One bears a plate,
One lugs a golden dish                                                   Of many pounds weight.
How fair the vine must grow                                        Whose grapes are so luscious;
How warm the wind must blow                                   Through those fruit bushes."
"No," said Lizzie, "No, no, no;                                      "No," said Lizzie, "No, no, no;
Their offers should not charm us                                 Their evil gifts would harm us."
She thrust a dimpled finger in each ear,                    Shut eyes and ran:
Curious Laura chose to linger                                       Wondering at each merchant man.
One had a cat's face,                                                        One whisk'd a tail,
One tramp'd at a rat's pace,                                           One crawl'd like a snail,
One like a wombat prowl'd                                            Obtuse and furry,
One like a ratel                                                                  Tumbled hurry skurry.
She heard a voice like voice of                   . . . . .        Doves cooing all together:
They sounded kind and full of loves                           In the pleasant weather.
Laura stretch'd her gleaming neck                             Like a rush-imbedded swan,
Like a lily from the beck,                                               Like a moonlit poplar branch,
Like a vessel at the launch                                             When its last restraint is gone.
Backwards up the mossy glen turn'd                          And troop'd the goblin men,
With their shrill repeated cry,                                      "Come buy, come buy."                                  
When they reach'd where Laura was                          They stood stock still upon the moss,
Leering at each other,                                                     Brother with queer brother;
Signalling each other,          .. . . .                                Brother with sly brother.
One set his basket down,                                              One rear'd his plate;
One began to weave a crown                                       Of tendrils, leaves, and rough nuts brown
(Men sell not such in any town);                                 One heav'd the golden weight
Of dish and fruit to offer her:                                      "Come buy, come buy," was still their cry.
Laura stared but did not stir,                                       Long'd but had no money:
The whisk-tail'd merchant bade her taste                In tones as smooth as honey,
The cat-faced purr'd,                                                     The rat-faced spoke a word
Of welcome, and the                                                      Sail-paced even was heard;
One parrot-voiced and                                                  Jolly  cried"Pretty Goblin"
Still for "Pretty Polly;" -                                                One whistled like a bird.                  


But sweet-toothLaura spoke in haste:       . .  .. .      "Good folk, I have no coin;
To take were to purloin:                                                I have no copper in my purse,
I have no silver either,                                                    And all my gold is on the furze
That shakes in windy weather,
                                    Above the rusty heather."
"You have much gold upon your head,"                    They answer'd all together:
"Buy from us with a golden curl."                               She clipp'd a precious golden lock,
She dropp'd a tear                                                           More rare than pearl,
Then suck'd their fruit globes fair or red:                 Sweeter than honey from the rock,
Stronger than man-rejoicing wine,                             Clearer than water flow'd that juice;
She never tasted such before,                                       How should it cloy with length of use?



She suck'd and suck'd and suck'd the more     .....  Fruits which that unknown orchard bore;
She suck'd until her lips were sore;                            Then flung the emptied rinds away

But gather'd up one kernel stone,                               And knew not was it night or day 
As she turn'd home alone.
Lizzie met her at the gate                                               Full of wise upbraidings:
"Dear, you should not stay so late,                              Twilight is not good for maidens;
Should not loiter in the glen                                          In the haunts of goblin men.

Do you not remember Jeanie,        .   . .   . . . .          How she met them in the moonlight,
Took their gifts both choice and many,                     Ate their fruits and wore their flowers
Pluck'd from bowers                                                       Where summer ripens at all hours?
But ever in the noonlight                                               She pined and pined away;   
Sought them by night and day,                                    Found them no more,   
But dwindled and grew grey;                                       Then fell with the first snow,
While to this day no grass will grow                          Where she lies low:
I planted daisies there a year ago                                That never blow.
You should not loiter so."  "Nay, hush,"                     Said Laura: "Nay, hush, my sister:


I ate and ate my fill,           . . . . . . .                               Yet my mouth waters still;
To-morrow night I will                                                   Buy more;" and kiss'd her:
"Have done with sorrow;                                                I'll bring you plums to-morrow
Fresh on their mother twigs,                                         Cherries worth getting;
You cannot think what figs                                            My teeth have met in,
What melons icy-cold                                                     Piled on a dish of gold
Too huge for me to hold,                                               What peaches with a velvet nap,
Pellucid grapes without one seed:                              Odorous indeed must be the mead
Whereon they grow                                                         And pure the wave they drink
With lilies at the brink,                                                  And sugar-sweet their sap.

"Golden head by golden head,                                     Like two pigeons in one nest
Folded in each other's wings,                                       They lay down in their curtain'd bed:
Like two blossoms on one stem,                                   Like two flakes of new-fall'n snow,
Like two wands of ivory
                                                  Tipp'd with gold for awful kings.
Moon and stars gaz'd in at them,                                Wind sang to them lullaby,
Lumbering owls forbore to fly,not a bat                    Flapp'd to and fro round their rest:
Cheek to cheek and breast to breast                           Lock'd together in one nest.
Early in the morning when                                            The first cock crow'd his warning,
Neat like bees, as sweet and busy,                               Laura rose with Lizzie:
Fetch'd in honey, milk'd the cows,                              Air'd and set to rights the house,


Kneaded cakes of whitest wheat,                                 Cakes for dainty mouths to eat,
Next churn'd butter, whipp'd up cream,                   Fed their poultry, sat and sew'd;
Talk'd as modest maidens should:                              Lizzie with an open heart,
Laura in an absent dream,                                            One content, one sick in part;
One warbling for the mere bright day's delight,     One longing for the night.
 At length slow evening came: They went                 With pitchers to the reedy brook;
 Lizzie most placid in her look,                                    Laura most like a leaping flame.
 They drew the gurgling water                                     From its deep;  Lizzie pluck'd       
Purple and rich golden flags,                                       Then turning homeward said:

"The sunset flushes those                       ------             Furthest loftiest crags;
Come, Laura, not another maiden lags.                   No wilful squirrel wags,
 The beasts and birds are fast asleep."                      But Laura loiter'd still among the rushes
 And said the bank was steep.                                     And said the hour was early still
 The dew not fall'n,                                                         The wind not chill; Listening ever,
 But not catching the customary cry,                        "Come buy, come buy,"
With its iterated jingle of sugar-baited words:       Not for all her watching
Once discerning even one goblin,                              Racing, whisking, tumbling, hobbling;
Let alone the herds                                                         That used to tramp along the glen,
In groups or single,                                                        Of brisk fruit-merchant men.
Till Lizzie urged, "O Laura, come;                             I hear the fruit-call but I dare not look:
You should not loiter longer at this brook:              Come with me home.
The stars rise, the moon bends her arc,                   Each glowworm winks her spark,
Let us get home before the night grows dark:         For clouds may gather
Though this is summer weather,                                Put out the lights      
And drench us through;   Then if we lost                  Our way what should we do?" 
Laura turn'd cold as stone                                            To find her sister heard that cry alone,
That goblin cry,                                                               "Come buy our fruits, come buy."
Must she then buy no more such dainty fruit?        Must she no more
 such succous pasture find,                                          Gone deaf and blind?
Her tree of life droop'd from the root:          -           She said not one word
In her heart's sore ache;                                               But peering thro' the dimness,
Nought discerning,                                                        Trudged home,
 her pitcher dripping all the way;                               So crept to bed, and lay
Silent till Lizzie slept;                                                    Then sat up in a passionate yearning,
And gnash'd her teeth                                                    For baulk'd desire, and wept
As if her heart would break.                                         Day after day, night after night,
Laura kept watch in vain                                              In sullen silence of exceeding pain.
She never caught again the goblin cry:                     "Come buy, come buy;" -



She never spied the goblin men                  -                Hawking their fruits along the glen:
But when the noon wax'd bright                                Her hair grew thin and grey;
She dwindled, as the fair full moon                          Doth turn to swift decay and burn
Her fire away.
One day remembering her kernel-stone                    She set it by a wall that faced the south;
Dew'd it with tears, hoped for a root,                       Watch'd for a waxing shoot,
But there came none; It never saw the sun,             It never felt the trickling moisture run:
While with sunk eyes and faded mouth                    She dream'd of melons, as a traveller sees
False waves in desert drouth                                       With shade of leaf-crown'd trees,
And burns the thirstier                                                  In the sandful breeze.

She no more swept the house,          - ----- -               Tended the fowls or cows,
Fetch'd honey, kneaded cakes of wheat,                   Brought water from the brook:
But sat down listless in the chimney-nook               And would not eat.
Tender Lizzie could not bear to watch                      Her sister's cankerous care
Yet not to share.She night and morning                   Caught the goblins' cry:
  "Come buy our orchard fruits,                                   Come buy, come buy;" -
Beside the brook, along the glen,                                She heard the tramp of goblin men,
The yoke and stir                                                            Poor Laura could not hear;
Long'd to buy fruit to comfort her,                            But fear'd to pay too dear.
She thought of Jeanie in her grave,                           Who should have been a bride;
But who for joys brides             ---      ---    -                Hope to have fell sick and died
In her gay prime, in earliest winter time                  With the first glazing rime,
With the first snow-fall of crisp winter time.          Till Laura dwindling
Seem'd knocking at Death's door:                              Then Lizzie weigh'd  no more
Better and worse;                                                            But put a silver penny in her purse,
Kiss'd Laura, cross'd the heath                                   With clumps of furze at twilight,
Halted by the brook: And for the first time              In her life began to listen and look.
Laugh'd every goblin when                                          They spied her peeping:
Came towards her hobbling,                                       Flying, running, leaping,
Puffing and blowing,                                                     Chuckling, clapping, crowing,
Clucking and gobbling,              ---   ----                     Mopping and mowing,
Full of airs and graces,                                                 Pulling wry faces, demure grimaces,
Cat-like and rat-like,                                                     Ratel- and wombat-like,
Snail-paced in a hurry,                                                  Parrot-voiced and whistler,
helter skelter, hurry skurry,                                         Chattering like magpies,
 fluttering like pigeons,                                                 Gliding like fishes, -
Hugg'd her and kiss'd her:                                           Squeez'd and caress'd her:
Stretch'd up their dishes,                                             Panniers, and plates:
"Look at our apples russet and dun,                          Bob at our cherries,
Bite at our peaches,                                                        Citrons and dates,
Grapes for the asking,                                                    Pears red with basking
Out in the sun,                                                                 Plums on their twigs;


Pluck them and suck them,         ....  ....                     Pomegranates, figs." -
"Good folk," said Lizzie,                                                Mindful of Jeanie:
"Give me much and many: -                                         Held out her apron,
 Toss'd them her penny.                                                 "Nay, take a seat with us
Honour and eat with us,"                                             They answer'd grinning:
"Our feast is but beginning.                                        Night yet is early,
Warm and dew-pearly,                                                 Wakeful and starry:
Such fruits as these  no man can carry:                    Half their bloom would fly,
Half their dew would dry,                                            Half their flavour would pass by.

Sit down and feast with us,         ..........                     Be welcome guest with us,
cheer you and rest with us." -                                     "Thank you," said Lizzie:
 "But one waits at home alone for me:                      So without further parleying
If you will not sell me any of your                               Fruits though much and many,
give me back my silver penny                                      I toss'd you for a fee." -
They began to scratch their pates,                             No longer wagging, purring,
But visibly demurring,                                                  Grunting and snarling.
One call'd her proud, cross-grain'd, uncivil;          Their tones wax'd loud,
Their look were evil. Lashing their tails                   They trod and hustled her, 
Elbow'd and jostled her,                                               Claw'd with their nails, barking,    
Mewing, hissing, mocking, tore her gown               And soil'd her stocking,

Twitch'd her hair out by the roots             ......          Stamp'd upon her tender feet,
Held her hands and squeez'd their fruits                 Against her mouth to make her eat.
White and golden Lizzie stood,                                   Like a lily in a flood, -
Like a rock of blue-vein'd stone                                   Lash'd by tides obstreperously, -
Like a beacon left alone                                                 In a hoary roaring sea,
Sending up a golden fire, -                                           Like a fruit-crown'd orange-tree
White with blossoms honey-sweet                             Sore beset by wasp and bee, -
Like a royal virgin town                                                Topp'd with gilded dome and spire
Close beleaguer'd by a fleet                                          Mad to tug her standard down.

One may lead a horse to water,         .........                Twenty cannot make him drink.
Though the goblins cuff'd and caught her,             Coax'd and fought her,
Bullied and besought her, scratch'd her,                 Pinch'd her black as ink,
Kick'd and knock'd her,                                                Maul'd and mock'd her,
Lizzie utter'd not a word;                                             Would not open lip from lip
lest they should cram a mouthful in:                        But laugh'd in heart to feel the drip
Of juice that syrupp'd all her face,                            And lodg'd in dimples of her chin,
And streak'd her neck which quaked like curd.     At last the evil people,
 Worn out by her resistance,                                       Flung back her penny, kick'd their fruit
Along whichever road they took,                                Not leaving root or stone or shoot;

Some writh'd into the ground,         ...........               Some div'd into the brook
With ring and ripple,                                                     Some scudded on the gale
Without a sound, some vanish'd in the distance.   In a smart, ache, tingle,
Lizzie went her way;                                                       Knew not was it night or day;
Sprang up the bank, tore thro' the furze,                 Threaded copse and dingle,
And heard her penny jingle                                          Bouncing in her purse, -
Its bounce was music to her ear.                                She ran and ran
as if she fear'd some goblin man                                Dogg'd her with gibe or curse
Or something worse:
But not one goblin scurried after,        .........            Nor was she prick'd by fear;
The kind heart made her windy-paced                     That urged her home quite out of breath
with haste and inward laughter.                                 She cried, "Laura," up the garden,
"Did you miss me? Come and kiss me.                       Never mind my bruises,
Hug me, kiss me, suck my juices                                 Squeez'd from goblin fruits for you,
Goblin pulp and goblin dew. Eat me                        Drink me, love me;
Laura, make much of me;                                             For your sake I have braved the glen
and had to do with goblin merchant men."             Laura started from her chair,  
flung her arms up in the air,                                        Clutch'd her hair:
"Lizzie, Lizzie, have you tasted                                   For my sake the fruit forbidden?
Must your light like mine be hidden,    ..........         Your young life like mine be wasted,
Undone in mine undoing,                                             And ruin'd in my ruin,
Thirsty, canker'd, goblin-ridden?" -                           She clung about her sister,
Kiss'd and kiss'd and kiss'd her:  tears once             Again refresh'd her shrunken eyes,
Dropping like rain after long sultry drouth;            Shaking with aguish fear, and pain,
 She kiss'd and kiss'd her                                               With a hungry mouth.
Her lips began to scorch,                                             That juice was wormwood to her tongue,
She loath'd the feast: writhing                                   As one possess'd she leap'd and sung,
Rent all her robe, and wrung her hands                   In lamentable haste, and beat her breast.
Her locks stream'd like the torch                                Borne by a racer at full speed,
Or like the mane of horses in their flight,      ....      Or like an eagle when she stems the light
Straight toward the sun,                                               Or like a caged thing freed, 
Or like a flying flag when armies run.                       Swift fire spread through her veins, 
Knock'd at her heart,                                                     Met the fire smouldering there 
And overbore its lesser flame;                                      She gorged on bitterness without a name:
Ah! fool,   To choose just part                                      Of soul-consuming care!
Sense fail'd in the mortal strife:                                  Like the watch-tower of a town 
Which an earthquake shatters down,                         Like a lightning-stricken mast,
Like a wind-uprooted tree spun about,                     Like a foam-topp'd waterspout
Cast down headlong in the sea,                                   She fell at last;
Pleasure past and anguish past,                                  Is it death or is it life?


Life out of death. ,
That night long Lizzie watch'd by her      .....           Counted her pulse's flagging stir,
Felt for her breath,                                                         Held water to her lips  and cool'd her face
With tears and fanning leaves: But when                 The first birds chirp'd about their eaves,
And early reapers plodded to the place                     Of golden sheaves, and dew-wet grass
Bow'd in the morning winds so brisk to pass,          And new buds with new day
Open'd of cup-like lilies on the stream,                     Laura awoke as from a dream,
Laugh'd in the innocent old way,                                Hugg'd Lizzie but not twice or thrice;
Her locks show'd not one thread of grey                   Her breath was sweet as May
And light danced in her eyes.                                       Days, weeks, months, years
Afterwards, when both were wives                             With children of their own;
Their mother-hearts beset with f