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Old Woman Who Swallowed a
Fly
There was an old woman
who swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll
die! There was an old woman
who swallowed a spider
That wiggled and wiggled and jiggled inside
her She swallowed the
spider to catch the fly, I don't
know why she swallowed a fly
--
Perhaps
she'll die!
There was an old
woman who swallowed a bird
Oh how absurd to swallow a bird She swallowed
the bird to catch the
spider
That wiggled and wiggled and jiggled inside
her She swallowed the spider to catch the
fly,
I don't
know why she swallowed a fly
-- Perhaps she'll
die!
There was an old woman who swallowed a
cat
Imagine that! She swallowed a cat. She swallowed
the cat to catch the
bird
Oh how absurd to swallow a bird She
swallowed the bird to catch the
spider That
wiggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her She
swallowed the spider to catch the
fly,
I don't know why she
swallowed a fly -- Perhaps
she'll die!
There was an old
woman who swallowed a dog
Oh, what a hog to swallow a dog! She swallowed
the dog to catch the
cat
Imagine that! She swallowed a cat. She swallowed
the cat to catch the
bird
Oh how absurd to swallow a bird She
swallowed the bird to catch the
spider
That wiggled and wiggled and jiggled inside
her She swallowed the spider to catch the
fly,
I don't know why she
swallowed a fly -- Perhaps
she'll die!
There
was an old woman who
swallowed a goat She opened her mouth and it
went down her
throat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog Oh, what
a hog to swallow a
dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch
the cat Imagine that! She swallowed a
cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird How
absurd to swallow a
bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That
wiggled and wiggled and jiggled inside
her She
swallowed the spider to catch the
fly,
I don't know why she
swallowed a fly -- Perhaps
she'll die!
There
was an old woman who swallowed a
cow I don't
know how she swallowed a cow She swallowed a cow to
catch the goat She
opened her mouth and it went down her throat She
swallowed the goat to catch the
dog
Oh, what a hog to swallow a dog! She swallowed
the dog to catch the
cat
Imagine that! She swallowed a cat. She swallowed
the cat to catch the
bird
How absurd to swallow a
bird She swallowed the bird to
catch the
spider That
wiggled and wiggled and jiggled inside
her She swallowed the spider
to catch the
fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly -- Perhaps
she'll die!
There was an old woman
who swallowed a horse!
She
dead, of course! Seligor's
Castle say's "Everybody knows you can't go around
swallowing all these
animals, it's obvious they are going to KICK
back.
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