Josephine and Napoleon
Josephine strutted round the farmyard, her tail
feathers stood proudly erect , the beautiful red
comb that adorned her head stood tall. Back and
forth she walked as though on a catwalk.
(French) Oh do get out of the way Antoinette,
cant you not see that Im practicing my walk for
when the Emperor arrives! she clucked crossly,
swaggering from side to side as she trod carefully
on the cobble stones.
( Scouse ) O-o- o, get her girls. Antoinette the
little red hen clucked, opening her left wing and
bowing low before the speckled hen, and what makes
you think that hes going to take a second look at
you. Just because you have a red and gold ring on
yer leg, you think youre the bees knees
if bees do have knees of course!
(Jordie) Way aye man of course they have
knees, Antoin, otherwise why would we say it?
Connie said scratching the ground
which created a
which caused poor Josephine to start
coughing, which had the adverse effect of making
her tail droop. (French) Oh Constance, how could
you. she spluttered, (French) look what youve
done now, my poor tail feathers, what will le Nappy
say when he espies them, I am surely undone! she
exclaimed with a sniff and a hiccup which all but
finished off the tail feathers completely.