Seligor's Castle, fun for all the children of the world.
Wed, 04 Aug 2010
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped up to the stars. !!!
|HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE. THE
CAT AND THE FIDDLE|
THE COW JUMPED UP TO THE
THE LITTLE LAMBS LAUGHED TO SEE SUCH
AND THE SHEEP FELL DOWN FROM
Hey diddle diddle, not
more cats.... meiow
Seligor does love her pussy
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her
at the gates and said,
"You have been a
good cat all these
you want is yours for the asking."
cat thought for a minute and then
"All my life I lived on a farm and
slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real
fluffy pillow to sleep on."
God said, "Say
Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy
A few days later, six mice
were killed in an accident and they all went to
Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with
the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, "Well, we have had to run
all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people
with brooms! If we could just have some little
roller skates, we would not have to run again."
answered, "It is done." And the mice had beautiful
little roller skates.
a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He
found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God
gently awakened the cat and asked,
everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you
The cat replied,
"Oh, it is
WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life.
The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on
Wheels you have been sending over are
awww WHAT A FRKIIIIN CUTE KITTEN <3
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