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Wed, 04 Aug 2010
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 Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped up to the stars. !!!
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE. THE
CAT AND THE FIDDLE
THE COW JUMPED UP TO THE
STARS
THE LITTLE LAMBS LAUGHED TO SEE SUCH
FUN,
AND THE SHEEP FELL DOWN FROM
MARS
Hey diddle diddle, not
more cats.... meiow
Seligor does love her pussy
cats.
CAT'S
PARADISE:
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her
at the gates and said,
"You have been a
good cat all these
years. Anything
you want is yours for the asking."
The
cat thought for a minute and then
said,
"All my life I lived on a farm and
slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real
fluffy pillow to sleep on."
God said, "Say
no more."
Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy
pillow.
A few days later, six mice
were killed in an accident and they all went to
Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with
the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, "Well, we have had to run
all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people
with brooms! If we could just have some little
roller skates, we would not have to run again."
God
answered, "It is done." And the mice had beautiful
little roller skates.
About
a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He
found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God
gently awakened the cat and asked,
"Is
everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you
happy?"
The cat replied,
"Oh, it is
WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life.
The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on
Wheels you have been sending over are
delicious!"
Posted 12:48
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1 comment
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awww WHAT A FRKIIIIN CUTE KITTEN <3
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