SELIGOR'S CASTLE
PRESENT'S SPIKE
MILLIGAN
Terence Alan Patrick
Seán Milligan KBE
(16 April 1918 - 27 February 2002),
known as
Spike .Milligan, was an
Irishcomedian,
writer, musician, poet and playwright.
He is also noted as a
popular writer of comical verse, much of his poetry
was written for children, Silly Verse for Kids
was published in 1959
The
ABC
'Twas midnight in the
schoolroom And every desk was
shut
When suddenly from the
alphabet
Was heard a loud
"Tut-Tut!"
 Said A to B, "I don't
like C;
His manners are a
lack.
For all I ever see of
C
Is a semi-circular
back!" 
"I disagree," said D to
B,
"I've
never found C so.
From
where I stand he seems to be
An
uncompleted O." 
C was
vexed, "I'm much perplexed,
You criticise my
shape.
I'm made like that, to
help spell Cat
And Cow and Cool and
Cape."
"He's right" said E; said F,
"Whoopee!"
Said G, "'Ip, 'Ip,
'ooray!"
"You're dropping me,"
roared H to G.
"Don't do it please I
pray."
"Out of my way," LL said to
K.
"I'll make poor I look
ILL."
To stop this stunt J stood in
front,
And presto! ILL was
JILL.
"U know," said V, "that
W
Is twice
the age of me.
For as a
Roman V is five
I'm half
as young as he."
 X and Y
yawned sleepily,
"Look at the time!" they
said.
"Let's all get off to
beddy byes."
They did, then
"Z-z-z." By 
Spike
Milligan     POKEMON
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Posted 17:31
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The man you area about to read about, died a few years ago but before then he wrote some very funny poems and books,